"Design"-er Locks

  Stephen Hawking in his book "The Grand Design" says God did not create the Universe and that the Big Bang was inevitable according to the laws of  physics.
   But how does he account for this?  Even he would agree that this grand design is not wholly the work of "Head and Shoulders" shampoo.  Troy Polamalu, the star of the Steelers football team, had his 36" long curly Samoan hair insured for one million dollars.
  Awesome.